Hot Sauce Sommelier

What you need

• A blindfold — A tea towel works
• Bread or crackers
• Hot sauces, mild to medium — Three or four. Nothing genuinely hot

Before the day

Mild to medium only. Buy three or four, and check nobody has a stomach to protect or an allergy to worry about.

If it goes badly

Last place wears a napkin as a cravat through dinner.

Add this to your event

Fayla builds the whole weekend around it — a scoreboard everybody can see, a shopping list that writes itself out of the things you picked, and one link for the group chat.

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