Hot Sauce Sommelier
Rank mild-to-medium sauces by heat, blindfolded. Genuinely hot ones stay out of it.
Needs
Something bought
Suits
Grown-ups
Effort
Sitting down
Drink
None needed
What you need
- A blindfold — A tea towel works
- Bread or crackers
- Hot sauces, mild to medium — Three or four. Nothing genuinely hot
Before the day
Mild to medium only. Buy three or four, and check nobody has a stomach to protect or an allergy to worry about.
If it goes badly
Last place wears a napkin as a cravat through dinner.
Add this to your event
Fayla builds the whole weekend around it — a scoreboard everybody can see, a shopping list that writes itself out of the things you picked, and one link for the group chat.